Saturday, 3 November 2007

Knowing me...

The 1st thing I would like to stipulate is that, I’m a major introvert, shy and a person who sports a smile (original to those who, well, deserve them and a fake one just to say “Oh my God!! Am I hallucinating? How am I even gracing your presence? Yew... Get off. Thank you.” LOL!

To those who know me, well. Ha ha, ask my very own buddy, Supriya Bhandarkar! She’ll just go hay – wire trying to brief you about…me!

I’m the greatest bully, a person with amazing guts, humane, insane at times, nerd during exams (only.. Mind you.) Very egoistic and short tempered (Hot –headed ;)) Share antagonistic views with everyone (Imao) Very ambitious, spiritual but not religious, daring, caring... And so on. As a matter if fact, it’s really as endless as it seems.

Now let me tell you what I love, and what, I hate. Starting on a positivistic approach like Auguste Comte … Well here it goes! Things you wouldn’t perhaps know about me.

The sight of fresh red roses (the sight is enough, if I get them, there won’t be a happier face than mine!) , a beautiful landscape, pleasant weather (So whether it’s hanging out or shopping, it doesn’t wreck my plans.), Bluish orange skies, Dewey drops on fresh green, Kittens or puppies (I’m not that attracted to the older version of them :P ) , “Laughing/smiling” babies, new gadgets, good designs, branded materials, a good bargain, and my friends…

Secondary: I love strawberry (only ice creams, to be damn unambiguous), long showers, Cheese and North Indian Cuisine, The sound of wind chimes (Haaa.. Sounds like Santa Clause just dropped by to say, “Ho ho ho.. Make way Christmas is here.”)

The emotion of emerging a winner is such a pleasantly romantic experience!

I ensue to be a staunch allocate of Rock music, I love the sounds of strings on the guitar (whether I’m playing it myself, or even if it’s someone else playing it!), the drum beats, a good voice, meaningful lyrics.

I ‘FEEL’ great when I’ve great hair and glowing skin (Gives my buoyancy... He he) I Love flowery fragrance (you can most often find me smelling like bubble gum!) and colognes (bizarre, I know!), the taste of bubble gum, the smell of paint and petrol and even the soap bubbles!!

I totally adore tiger cubs, great blue/green eyes (gives me shivers!)

Long walks in good companionship, freshly laundered clothes, vocalizations over the phone for protracted hours, serene early sleep, and … and… Chocolates turn me on. A full economic fund with no deficit budgeting is another plus!! I love offering help (though I’m regrettably not a philanthropist like a few of my buddies.) , A good sense of style, great animated eyes, good language, soft curls, books, tiny notes, solicitous gestures and my inspirations are some add ons. Do I end it here or what??!

I love working on projects (which everyone else considers a major annoyance, as a result, I’m weird!), Aerated drinks (especially black ones.. Not malevolence!), reading, writing (even if it’s nonsensical!) I secretly admire bubbles (From Power Puff??) And keep droning the tune, child like, all the time, though I pretend to be Butter Cup.

I love Birthdays, letters, being in the lime light for a cause, Horror flicks (though it apparently freaks me out!), thrills, assertion and sarcasm (Could form a forum of NSS – National Sarcasm Society!), I love binging on sweets, and the feel of wet sand on my toes, and waves against my face, placid breeze and cuddly hugs (not rib squashing!!)

After so much of love, Hatred creeps in too… So, here goes the negative approach.

I hate racism, People distinguishing others on basis of language, color and religion. I can’t really stand people who blame others for their faults and using them in times of need. I can’t stand people who back bite, gradually betray and are dishonest.

I loathe the buzzing of bees close to my ear, cupboards creaking, street fairs, pandemonium, crackers, traffic and my mum yelling when I’m sound asleep!

The things which irk me the most are these: #1) Distraction when I’m reading the newspaper (or for that matter anything!), #2) commotion when I’m sound asleep… #3) People nudging me and questioning the various courses of a movie when I’m deeply engrossed in it! (Oh GOD!)

I can’t take road blocks, bumping into populace, under confident hand shakes, loafers, Romeos, bad conversations (Whether it’s on the phone or one or one.), Dirty roads (Cleanliness—to some extent is my dream!), Math!! (Yew.. <.>), wardrobe malfunctions, bad hair days, disgraceful fragrance, explicit scenes, annoying jokes, action and violence, ultimate perfection and discipline—It’s manifestation (The Hitlers in my family), people who doubt me and question my authority, mood swings, anger, frustration, ego, attitude, swine, abuses, flirts, no balance on my phone, Slush after the rain, My FEET getting dirty, bad recipes, dirty wardrobe, Shine the E and R the P, bad plans, postponement, boredom, jobless people, make up, glam girls, pin up dolls, DISAPPOINTMENT, losing (Whether it’s a cricket match or more personally, me.), people lazing about in parks, biting ears, Late/no replies (I assume the people to be dead and gone.), phone calls perturbing my divine sleep, pricey and huge figures (from the math Q- paper to shopping bills and expenditure), disapproval, dirty nails (a major turn off.), bad breath, people who pretend, “Wanna –Be’s”, Slow vehicles, Bad postures in photographs, clanking sounds, MUTTON! (Yew...) People pointing out a mistake (when I happen to know it, myself!!), incomplete work, unpunctuality, power cuts, going to banks and markets, crowded buses and bus stops, staring people, people who SMOKE!! And drink, and indulge in other such immoral activities, attention craving numb skulls, no holidays, reciprocating, denial, bad/sad hues and designer wear, over exposure in movies, people sneering and jeering at me (normal human tendency.), when I don’t get what I want or find what I need at THAT moment, I’ve a strange feeling of rejection, people who think a lot into the future and dream of the impossibilities, Women/girls who act like Halloween witches, VIXEN, injections and tablets, walking up the stairs (it drains out all my energy!), the ICU wards and hospital corridors, huge stages, being in dramas, people turning their back on me when I’m talking to them, people who PRETEND to be friends, giving up, nosey situations, indulging in other people’s relationships, flashy colored clothes, nails or other ensemble, Sci-Fi movies or books, Rough hands, Bad footwear (even before I look at the person’s face, I look at their feet.), too many superstitions, crying, noisy babies!! Bruises or cuts on my skin, BLOOD! Uff… I possibly can’t write more, get to know me, and you’ll see for yourself!